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Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You - Bradley N. Sands Rico Slade's arch-nemesis, Baron Mayhem, is plotting to destroy the Earth and only Rico Slade can stop him. Rico Slade embarks on an orgy of destruction to find his arch enemy. But what does all this have to do with Chip Johnson, the man who plays Rico Slade in countless movies? Can Johnson's psychologist get to him before he gets to the actor who plays Baron Mayhem?

Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You is a hilarious tale about an actor who has snapped and thinks he's the character he's played in countless movies. Bradley Sands pokes fun at the exaggerated manliness of action movies while simultaneously crafting an action-packed story. Rico's tough guy rampage is hilarious if you've ever seen an action movie. Poor Harold Shwartzman, Rico Slade/Chip Johnson's psychiatrist, is the story's true hero. The twist of the truth of Slade's relationship with Baron Mayhem was well done.

Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You isn't for everyone, though. If you don't think people getting their throats ripped out, women getting karate chopped in their vaginas, people getting urinated upon, and tough guy quips are amusing, this probably isn't the book for you. Otherwise, buy this book and be highly entertained or RICO SLADE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!

Read my interview with Bradley Sands here.